Jesus H Christ, security nerds. First you insisted that there had to be multi-factor authentication on every goddamned site and made it so now I can never change my phone number again.

But apparently that’s no longer good enough and we have to switch to passkeys on everything? Ridiculous.

If you have to put up a long treatise on what they even are and nag me about using them on every login page, it is not a solution for normal people.